Mr.Jackass

ABOUT ME

I'm sure that you got here by accident, because I'm pretty sure that no one wants to know about my FAST-PACED HARDCORE, TO THE EXTREME life. Anyhoo, I was born in Ukraine, Europe, in a city called Dnipropetrovsk. What a friggin mouthful. I can speak two languages fluently, English outside and Russian at home. I now reside in a town called Schaumburg in Illinois. I attend the Iliinois Institute of Art in Schaumburg. My two best bros are Austin and Vlad (who is too far away for me to see him much. But, we're still close friends). The comic is loosely based on my life, and all characters actually exist (exaggerated or otherwise), 'cept for Joe and Steve...and Dreamgirl. Hope you had fun reading this, 'cause you ain't gettin' those 2-3 minutes that you just wasted back. HAHA!!!


Mr.Badass

ABOUT AUSTIN

Austin was born on Earth, in the year 1789. He was raised in a log cabin, and his father shined skulls for a living. He's a ladies man in real life and Gene wishes to kick him in his pants. Austin thinks he's a badass, and he might, MIGHT, just be one. He's made out of SOLID TITANIUM and is bulletproof...kinda...and his hair isn't actually blond...Anyway, him and Gene are best buddies but he still would throw Gene off a bridge for fun. I still have the scar...


Mr.Smartass

ABOUT VLAD

Vlad is Gene's childhood friend. They've known each other since 1st grade and have been best buddies since. Vlad's a total spaz and likes to talk about how sexy he is. But, we'll be the judge of THAT, huh? He enjoys Halo, Halo.....and Halo....and the occasional girl...but, only when he's not playing Halo. He is just like Gene, Russian and loving it. He's also part Cuban and all awesome. If you want to talk to him, you have to go through a series of grueling tests...involving spikes and...feathers...I hate those feathers...

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Old Austin Pics
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Old Vlad Pics
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